If you are a webdeveloper, this site will make your day. I’ve never read something more funny… trust me, worth wasting some time around it.
Me: “I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.”
Client: “That sounds great. However, instead of a login box Iíd like to use biometrics to identify the user.”
Me: “Not sure what you mean.”
Client: “When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost?”
Me: “Several hundred million dollars.”
Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?
Me: “No. Sorry. Thatís a little too advanced.”
Client: “Fine. Iíll try another web designer.”
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